Tip Off

Ol' Blue Eyes had never seen the Regulars move so fast as they suddenly vacated their seats dashing en masse to the bar, toilets, smoking area, you name it.


All he had done was ask if they wanted his top tips for the Grand National.

Woman, Children and Bacon Butty Shop Proprieters First

As a lorry thundered past the Local at high speed the Regulars surmised that only a few inches further over it would have most likely ended up in the bar.

To which Billy Idle, on viewing the clientele therein with a view to his breakfast, declared he would have been,

"Straight over rescuing Gee!"

A Key Issue

The Regulars briefly toyed with how long it would take Hellrunner & Tufty to tire of being constantly interrogated the minute they entered the Local until showing they had physical proof of being able to enter their abode at the end of the evening.



Then concluded they were fine for a good few months yet.

If the T-shirt Fits...

At a recent beer festival, as the Regulars browsed the T-shirt stall they were delighted to find the perfect T-shirt for Tweety.

It was just in need of a slight adjustment: