Sandstorm

As Gobby enquired as to whether Tattoo would like to engage in some gardening fun and frolics he replied, much as he could not imagine anything more exciting, he was somewhat occupied as he had to:

"Move a ton of sand Robbin' Get had delivered."

To which Gobby had an inspired idea:

"Just get Tubthumper and Spudgirl round.  They'll move a ton of sand as soon as your back is turned."

Shedloads

As Gobby spent her last ha'penny on her new shed Tattoo gave her some sage advice stating:

"Get a shed like mine, nick next door's."

Which Gobby could only conclude was.

"Truly priceless."