Scary

Gobby was initially delighted with her new garden gift from Spudgirl and Tubthumper.

 Until they had admitted to purchasing it because of an uncanny similarity.

Not so Green

With hindsight, Gobby realised it had been a mistake to ask Billy Idle to help with the garden.

As the Regulars viewed the Bank Holiday Beer Festival menu with the delight of small children in a sweet shop Gobby inquired of Billy.

"Can I tempt you to a Bogtrotter?"

To which he affectionately replied,

"You're ok; I'm not sure there's room for two of you."

Surprise

As the Regulars anticipated an evening of fun all round they were not disappointed to see, from the look of delight on Tattoo's face, that details of his surprise party had definitely been kept firmly in the bag.

Pulling Teeth

Whilst the Regulars appreciated being given more time to spend down the Local they were not entirely caught up in wedding frenzy over the Bank Holiday.

As Ol' Blue Eyes succinctly put it,

"I'm not saying I'm not looking forward to the wedding but are there any dentists open?"

Marketing

As the Regulars geared themselves for the excitement of the monthly Farmers' Market to hit the town Billy got eccitred about the 'speciality burgers' on offer.

He did however show concern as to not repeat his error of purchsing the one that had not been entirely to his liking declaring,

"I'm not sure how not to order it agian because I can't remember what I've had."

Ol' Blue Eyes came to his rescue with some sage advice adding,

"I had the venision burger - it was a bit dear."

Tasty

As Gobby lamented the closure of a local emporium on her regular route of frugality she voiced true concern as to,

'What would happen to Tasty Mark?'

The Regulars put her mind at rest in reminding her,

'He'll just be Mark, now.'

Fishy

As Gobby's attempt at a sexy pout fell on stony ground down the Local and Tubthumper likened her to a fish, Billy Idle did protest,

"You should see it first thing on a morning - I'll take the fish anytime!"

House!

As Billy Idle set himself up for an intense 'working from home day' Robbin' Get did query as to whether said day would actually consist of accountancy or bingo.

Moonlighting

The Regulars could not help be concerned that if Spudgirl's boss were to find out about her sideline her days would be numbered.

Primitive

After a recent beer outing during which Gobby excelled herself yet again in beer consumption and her inability to control this appropriately led Jordan to compare her once more to an 'amoeba', Gobby was astounded, not by the audacity of one of the Regulars to label her as such a primitive life form, but more that Jordan had been able to correctly spell such an insult.

To which Jordan did have to concede that she,

"Copied it off you on Facebook."