Trick or Treat

The Regulars realised they were fighting an ever-losing battle as they had to point out the inappropriate nature of Hamish's Halloween costume.

And none of them dared to even contemplate the nature of the 'trick or treat'.

Blueprint

After a particularly audacious evening down the Local on the part of Tattoo led to multiple corporate reprimands the Regulars remarked that he would be "black and blue" by the end of the evening.


Or, after giving further thought to the matter, 'blue'.

Dry Humour

The Regulars looked on in hope that, after the third time of reiteration, Gobby would finally grasp Hellrunner's point in the following exchange:


"What is the most common cause of dry skin?"


"TOWELS"

Imposter

As the Regulars once more contemplated how the march of time and the ravages of age were not dealing them the kindest hand, Billy Idle declared his disconcertment in looking up at the mirror in the local takeaway and wondering,


"Whose that fat bald bloke waiting for my kebab?!"

Movement to Music

The Regulars were initially extremely impressed with Hamish's (deeply) hidden talents when he announced:

"Every time I have a crap the radio comes on downstairs."

Until they remembered he does actually live in a flat.

Mow-bility

The Regulars were relieved, on seeing the following, that the furthest Ol' Blue Eyes were to venture on vacation would be Great Yarmouth where he would be less tempted to commit a heinous crime.

Sing-a-long (if you dare)

The Regulars were somewhat concerned that, despite innumerable well-documented instances of participation, Tubthumper had apparently still failed to grasp the intricacies (few that they are) of sing-along-a-karaoke: