Kiwi

Gobby surmised:

That should teach a grown middle-aged man about whinging over his kiwi fruit 'not being chopped up well enough' in his packed lunch tomorrow.

 Imagine her surprise on receiving constructive feedback:

Amnesty

Gobby truly never thought she would live long enough to witness a 'museli bar amnesty'.

She really should know by now not to underestimate Billy Idle:

Horseplay

As Tubthumper regaled the Regulars with tales of his recent foreign food feats where he had seemingly chomped his way through a horse with a puffin side; Ol' Blue Eyes lamented:



"I bet it went down his gullet quicker than mine past the post!"

Indecorum

The Regulars simply had to look away down the Local when Billy Idle instructed Spudgirl:



"I'll hold it out - you have a feel!"

A Storm Brewing

Predictably, (unlike the weather), Hamish's job as a weather girl was short-lived.

Pastures New

It would seem the New Year had not improved Hamish's relations on the street: