Slapper

Gobby decided that, despite her manifest and overwhelming sexuality, perhaps thrusting it in Billy Idle's direction when he was trying to watch the TV had been, on reflection, a mistake.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDVD

Gobby could not help be impressed that her mother, old Bernie, had not only acquired a DVD player but had worked out how to use it all by herself.


She just needs to work on not calling it a VD player now.