Gobby did have to admit that the unexpected pressure this excitement put on a middle-aged bladder did cause her to become briefly but disturbingly 'moist in the aisle'.
Thursday, 19 May 2016
Bladdered
On discovering the mecca that is Lidl was
stocking one of her FAVOURITE beers EVER: Leeds Midnight Bell, http://
Gobby did have to admit that the unexpected pressure this excitement put on a middle-aged bladder did cause her to become briefly but disturbingly 'moist in the aisle'.
Gobby did have to admit that the unexpected pressure this excitement put on a middle-aged bladder did cause her to become briefly but disturbingly 'moist in the aisle'.
Trailing Off
Having put it off for as long as justifiably possible, Gobby knew, at some juncture, she would have to bite the bullet and spend a night in Bernie Ecclestone's trailer.
At times like this she chose to look for solace and inspiration in the works of the great lyricist and philosopher that is Otis Lee Crenshaw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Al-2Sjtx8o
And before anyone dare think that is far too removed from life in the Shire - look no further!
At times like this she chose to look for solace and inspiration in the works of the great lyricist and philosopher that is Otis Lee Crenshaw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Al-2Sjtx8o
And before anyone dare think that is far too removed from life in the Shire - look no further!
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