Fe-fi-fo-fum

Whilst usually a pleasurable night out, Billy Idle was terrified not only to see the mighty Wigan Warriors resort to the unfair advantage of fielding giants, but moreover as one first took a tentative exploratory lick then attempted to bite off his head.

Unperturbed Gobby completed her 'sun salutation' she deemed fully appropriate relaxation in the circumstances.

Bargain

As well-known by the Regulars and a much broader entourage, Gobby was never the best when it came to arithmetic.

However, on this occasion, she refused to believe it was her lack of ability at fault:

Saving your Bacon

All the Regulars were touched to see the efforts Billy idle had gone to in his charity work.

Chafing

Gobby was somewhat perturbed one morning on waking to find a giant cockchafer on her potatoes.