Did the Earth Move?

After the horrific news reports of the past week Evil Twin could not hide her concern for Gobby, Billy and the rest of the Regulars after their near-death earthquake experience exclaiming:

"Cannot BELIEVE that people would think that nothing ever happens in The Shire......"

Moreover, deeply concerned as to how the Regulars would cope in the aftermath of the disaster suggested:

"Hows about a multiple choice quiz to raise funds for 'disaster relief' You could charge people a quid to answer the following:"

"What do you think caused the earthquake in The Shire???"

a) Billy let one rip after last night's curry......................

b) Gobby was having passionate unabandoned sex and fell out of bed damaging herself badly, getting taken to hospital with cracked ribs and getting MRSA and winning £5million a la Leslie Ash................

c) it was caused by the stampede of Regulars finally forced out of The Local at 1am............

All joking aside it was clear that Evil Twin had been very moved by the plight of the good people of the Shire sending the following words of comfort:

Dear all,

Not often I send these types of things out but with the earthquake this week it really makes you think...

With all the news on TV lately about the hurricanes that America is experiencing, the typhoons in China, flooding in Switzerland and recent mud slides in South America, we shouldn't forget that the UK has its share of devastating natural disasters too.

Attached is a photo illustrating the damage caused to my home from the earthquake that occured.

It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take things for granted.

Do take care of yourselves and be safe.

Best regards,

Evil Twin x