Male Bonding

Gobby presumed, on being roused by the sound of hoovering at 2am, that Billy Idle and Dr. Slim Carbuncle had indeed enjoyed themselves to the full at Barton Beer Festival.

Whilst impressed that Billy had been able to locate the hoover, on coming face to face with a male bonding ménage à trois embrace incorporating Billy, Slim and said hoover she felt her presence decidedly unnecessary.

Although, on re-retiring upstairs she did feel the need to question as to how, in their spectacularly inebriated state, they could be so sure it had indeed been her beer festival glass that they had lamentably smashed to smithereens.