Friday, 2 January 2009

A Crotch to Bare

Whilst some of the Regulars chose to compliment Gobby on her Choice of New Year outfit, others commented from experience that her past forays with short skirts and decorum had not always been entirely successful (and failed to make the cut for Rick Francis & Pocahontas' wedding album by a long way.)

Eager to prove them wrong Gobby wasted no time in proudly displaying her reinforced gusset to all and sundry. Billy Idle looked aghast, Ol' Blue Eyes looked away, Tattoo looked out of the window then implored Gobby to cover up the offensive display as a driver had nearly crashed his vehicle at the sight and, as Billy was keen to point out, that was in Hull.

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