Shanty

After a day spent delighting in the sounds of the Sea Shanty Festival, albeit somewhat muffled from the interiors of several drinking establishments, the Regulars recounted their experiences on their somewhat worse for wear return to the Local.

Ol' Blue Eyes, not normally capable of distancing himself from his turf accountant on a Saturday but who had clearly made the most of his all-day drinking opportunity declared he had recorded his horses for tomorrow. And as Jordan saw fit to point out,

"Shame you couldn't put your bets on tomorrow as well!"

He also replied to Spudgirl's pub poster observation that 'if you run on the spot for 45 minutes you burn off the calories in half a pint of beer',

"I'll be running till ****ing Tuesday!"