Clippers

As Jordan regaled the Regulars with her photos of the send-off of the Round the World Clipper Race she found their ignorance of such events disturbing especially as when she declared that one boat had come from Norway Tattoo was heard to exclaim,

"No wonder it didn't win!"

Moreover, on further explanation, the concept still seemed to elude their grasp and eventually she had to resign herself to the fact that the Regulars had, as found to occur disturbingly often, created an alternative reality befitting of life in the Shire as they concluded,

"They go round the world giving everyone a number 2."