Marlene was having a bad day at the office:
Not only did she, through the recession, have more customers than she could serve, but the OAP special was not going down well with the residents of the Shire, most of whom fall into this category.
In exemplary customer relations fashion she declared that everyone over 65 should be shot.
Ol’ Blue Eyes, at a spritely 68 raised his eyebrows.
Seeing where this could lead, Billy Idle, in a valiant effort in trying to diffuse the situation, proclaimed he could only dream of living long enough to sample the delights of her over 65s menu.
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