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After a particularly bad run of fortune on Billy Idle's rugby league betting stakes he had to enquire of Tattoo down the Local as to whether he wanted his winnings there and then or after the grand final.


Tattoo benevolently replied that it depended really on whether Billy needed to,


"Spread the cost."

Following this, as Billy went on to bore the Regulars about the origins of rugby and how Webb-Ellis had been the first to pick up the football and run it over the line at Rugby School Ol' Blue Eyes concluded he thought,


"When the other players had caught up with him they got the ball off him and shoved it up his arse to teach him a lesson and that's how it got its shape."