Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Getting Ahead

As Gobby tried to rein in her frustrations due to Billy Idle's stubborn refusal to follow any sage advice or guidance offered to him (remember the bold claim of "HEART ATTACKS AREN'T BAD FOR YOU in a Moving Experience) she struggled to contain her annoyance when, after refusing to don a woolly hat on the way to the Local, presumably in a bid to keep his handful of remaining hair in order,  a mere hundred yards or so after leaving the house he began to suffer from the cold.

Unable to hold back the tide any longer Gobby let loose her mighty tongue which must have confounded Billy somewhat as, in his desperate attempt to stake any claim on the argument he exclaimed,



"I don't need a head!"


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