Talking Bollocks

Whilst Billy Idle agreed With Spudgirl's observation that he engaged in a lot of 'gesticular talking', he vehemently disagreed with the rest of the Regulars that this meant he:

'Talked out of his balls.'

Ringer

As Ringing Master Spudgirl, due to unforeseen circumstance beyond all control found herself one tower captain short of a band for the morning, Billy Idle helpfully suggested she could take along a:

'Ringer ringer'.

Ear-ie

Fascinating though the lengthy and surprising to him at least account of Billy Idle's 'suddenly' hairy ears was, after approximately 20 minutes of attentive listening, particularly on the utterance of the phrase, 'And you'll have to trim them!' Gobby did feel she had afforded enough time to said lament and curtailed it effectively with,

"And what do you have to complain about about?  I've been plucking my nipples for years."

But as luck would have it, it would seem nothing is unobtainable in this day and age and Gobby soon found a solution.

And thank goodness for the handy instructions on the box as surely it would have been impossible to deduce how to use Mr NOSE AND EAR TRIMMER otherwise.

HD

As Jordan, delighted with her new phone showed off its new features and captured a moment of herself and Gobby down the Local that could only be described as gurning,  Ol' Blue Eyes declared it definitely to be in HD:

HORRIFIC DISPLAY.