Ear-ie

Fascinating though the lengthy and surprising to him at least account of Billy Idle's 'suddenly' hairy ears was, after approximately 20 minutes of attentive listening, particularly on the utterance of the phrase, 'And you'll have to trim them!' Gobby did feel she had afforded enough time to said lament and curtailed it effectively with,

"And what do you have to complain about about?  I've been plucking my nipples for years."

But as luck would have it, it would seem nothing is unobtainable in this day and age and Gobby soon found a solution.

And thank goodness for the handy instructions on the box as surely it would have been impossible to deduce how to use Mr NOSE AND EAR TRIMMER otherwise.