Bringing up the Rear

Billy Idle and Gobby made a slightly tardy entrance to the Local, Gobby, to Billy's annoyance, having been fascinatingly waylaid by the potential outcome of the progress of the seven snails she had stopped to observe at the end of their road.

,







Tattoo pointed out:

"I bet Ol' blue Eyes had £3.00 on one of them."

As Billy had berated Gobby for lost time and route marched her the rest of the way to the Local he declared he had discovered a new event in which she would excel:


The 200 yard ****ing noise.