On returning from the toilet, having engaged with several members of the public en route as is her wont, she did berate Billy Idle on allowing her to walk through the services with tomato soup smeared down her chin. To which he claimed he hadn't noticed.
Finishing said soup, now cool enough to drink rather than spoon, Gobby made her loving husband gaze into her face (to check her for soup) before walking back to the car engaging with all and sundry as they went.
Imagine her surprise (feel free to substitute with other emotions of your own choosing) on checking her 'lippy' in the car mirror and finding an orange moustache up to her nostrils.
Imagine Billy's surprise when his response of, 'Actually you're covered in it!' was not that well received.
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