Following up the joy of Christmas with one of her other great personal passions, Gobby felt compelled to go sale shopping.
Because, when your dentist tells you your gum disease and recession is ‘to be expected for someone your age’, insinuates the 10 plagues of Egypt will probably befall you if you don’t switch to an electric toothbrush and that 75p bristles from Lidl will no longer suffice but, seeing the look of horror on your scaled and polished face you could wait until the January sales, there seemed little alternative.
Despite an initial, if Gobby could bring herself to say it, 'teething period' involving a re-visitation of schoolroom physics lessons involving the concept of centrifugal force accompanied by a liberal spattering of the shower screen and Gobby's regulation black work clothes accompanied by Billy Idle yelling,
'Put the toothpaste on the brush and out it in your mouth BEFORE you turn it on!!'
Progress is underway.
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