Diagnosis

Whilst waiting in the doctor's surgery one morning with Zig covered, not in blue ink for a change, but in an outbreak of something even more unpleasant looking Pocahontas had a flash of inspiration.

As the doctor diagnosed chickenpox, with a streak of cunning and a mean look in her eye Pocahontas added,

"And isn't it true, Doctor, that Zig's chickenpox are a direct result of his playing his drums too loud?"

To which the Doctor, quick as a flash backed her up and reinforced this.

It would seem that Zig must have spent the rest of the day trying to process such a revelation and when Rick Francis returned home that evening and asked about his trip to the doctors Zig announced with great conviction that he was indeed suffering from:

"CHICKEN DRUMSTICKS!"