All at sea

There are few communities to be found where the local residents could be said to supersede those of the hotbed of Barton when it comes to having their finger on the pulse where current affairs and matters of national importance are concerned.

It was then, with great consternation during this week's pub quiz down the Local that The Regulars shook their communal heads in dismay when unable to identify the pop star recently in court for chaining a male escort to a whale.

Fortunately, and with an uncanny degree of regularity lately, all was revealed on a reiteration of the question in hand by Quiz-mistress Dolly Parton and The Regulars were somewhat relieved to find out that, all Boy George had actually been arrested for was:






Chaining a male escort to a WALL.