A Cunning Plan...

Applying all his many years of education, knowledge gathering and scientific and systematic approach to the hazardous chemical environment in which he is brave enough to work on a daily basis Tubthumper could see the benefit of using such transferrable skills to aid him in his master plan for world domination of quiz night.

Even before cranking their collective intellect into gear to attempt to answer the high-brow questions of The Local's "Noughts and Crosses Bingo Quiz" The Regulars often struggle initially to find the numerically challenging correct box to fill in.

Undeterred and on a fast-track to a fortune Tubthumper devised a cunning system by which he would blaze a trail of stellar intellect and ingenuity by, cunningly, obliterating the difficult to identify question number thus speeding up his quiz-answering time exponentially with each subsequent question leaving the rest of the Regulars to flounder in his powerful wake.

Until, of course, it came to the randomly generated numerical marking of said quiz:

And just ask Spudgirl what a bad loser he can be...