There's a Guy Works down the Rubber Plant Swears He's Elvis...

The Regulars exceeded all festive expectations in managing not only one but 2 of the obligatory 'karaoke fests', the pièce de resistance of which being managing to actually hold one of them down The Local for all unsuspecting good folk of Barton to witness.

It would seem that Rick Francis, not content solely to eminate and immortalise the Mighty Quo, had his sights set on the King himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmKaKlc5WTY

And if that weren't enough it would seem that Ol' Blue Eyes himself too was suffering from a similar schizophrenic disorder: