Bye Bye Baby

Try as she might Gobby was having great difficulty pointing out Billy Idle's fearsome sartorial errors.

He even attempted to brush off the frightening nature of this week's monstrosity declaring,

"Checks are in".













It was to be hoped that Ol' Blue Eyes, who himself once appeared down the Local seemingly disguised as Tattoo and Jordan's bathroom suite, may have made him see the light by enquiring as to when Billy was likely to burst into a chorus of 'Shang-a-lang'.