Monday, 8 December 2008

Additions

Jordan & Tubthumper disputed the number of rounds they had consumed down the Local and, with some underestimation on his part, a deeply intellectualy and philosophical debate ensued between the pair:

"I've had four."

"You've had five!"

"I've had four."

"You've had five!"

"I've had four."

"You've had five!"

"I've had four."

"You've had five!"

After some time had passed, realising it was somewhat unfair to subject those of the Regulars of a lesser cognitive ability to the aforesaid repartee, Jordan suggested the confabulation in question could be clarified by the application of the equally learned discipline of mathematics by calculating the number of essential snacks he had consumed with each accompanying round.

And, indeed on adding his:
Bacon Fries,
peanuts,
Cheesy Moments,
crisps
and
pork scratchings

Tubthumper conceded,

"I've had five."

and the conversation thankfully returned to less high-brow matters.

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