Gobby felt her saintly and unfailingly charitable nature had been somewhat put to the test by her recent volunteering venture at Kids Club.
When questioned on her levels of enjoyment, personal satisfaction and self worth she did feel honesty bound to admit:
"It went really well until someone had a shit in the pool."
And was wholly prepared for Tattoo's accusation;
"Did they bollock you?"
Somewhat disgruntled by this slight on her infinitely dedicated and slightly irritating self-righteousness Gobby made a point of informing Tattoo after the next session:
"No shit in the pool this week; just the one head injury."
Needless to say she was appalled by Tattoo's obstinacy and continued lack of compassion on his reply of,
"Did you smack the kid because he wouldn't have a shit?"
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