When the Regulars reached their usual weekly update discussion slot on the latest developments in Gobby's progressive bladder weakness she decided to try to take evasive measures to avoid this week's ridicule and, on looking at the empty glasses on the table declared,
"I need a wee, should I go to the bar?"
To which Jordan encouragingly pointed out,
"I think most people would prefer it if you went to the toilet."
Under further scrutiny by her peers Gobby went to great lengths to explain that the unpleasant wet patches on her bed had been caused by a leaking hot water bottle and in no way contributed to by her own failings explaining,
"I squeezed it hard over the sink to check and a bit came out."
To which Tattoo added,
"And what about the bottle?"
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