If it comes from Essex it is to be feared

The Regulars always feared quite what they would be faced with on occasions when Spudgirl unwisely left the gentility of the Shire when recalled to her native Essex.

The effects were relatively mild on this occasion, only presenting a chavtastic gift of the smallest proportions of a pin to Billy Idle on her return.

Indeed, perhaps more concern should be given to Billy's response whose initial delight diffused to mild disappointed when he realised that the proffered item was not, in fact, an earring.