A - Peeling

Despite their best efforts and constant denial the Regulars, on occasions, were compelled to reluctantly admit they were not as youthful as in bygone days.

None more so as when Imelda reached into her bag for her mobile phone only to find she had inadventently brought the household potato peeler instead.

After smugly enquiring as to were it only after struggling to get a reception that she had noticed her mistake and had she been half way through a bag of spuds before she came out but had to stop when she ran out of credit the Regulars did go on to reassure Imelda that, on returning home, she was bound to find her phone safely in the dishwasher.

Always keen to help they were only to keen to let her know that, on returning from the toilet, she had a missed call from King Edward.

The Regulars great lament was that Spudgirl had not been present to witness the spectacle but assured Imelda they would let her know and she would no doubt text her some chips later.

At the end of the evening the Regulars felt it necessary to warn Imelda to pay far more attention or be prepared for even more unpleasant consequences of further confusion.