Vuvuzela

The Regulars felt that England's early exit from the World Cup was in some ways a blessing after witnessing Hamish playing his vuvuzela in support.



























Meanwhile, theDark Lord summed up his feelings on the whole gloomy experience:

They Think It’s All Over – It Is Now!

The Dark Lord would like to point out that he would always support his country when in battle or competition with any of the other nations on our flat planet.

This includes the recent England Germany World Cup game.

Now, The Dark Lord is not a knowledgeable person when it comes to the game of football.

Even less so the Dark Lady, so my attempts to explain the technicalities of the game were, well, not too accurate.

I described the aim of game was to kick the round thing into the square thing but this proved to be wrong.

When our boys succeeded in doing this, it was not counted.

Some foreign chappie selling ice ream on the side-lines told the ref that it hadn’t gone in, and he believed him!

Apparently the technology to check these things was too expensive.

I intend to send them my old Betamax recorder to prevent this happening again.

The end result was a sorry disappointment but it must have been hard for our players to concentrate with that overpowering drone from the crowd blowing their vulgavulvas.

Still, there’s always the Eurovision Song Contest. . . .

The Dark Lord

(The only Goth in the village)