At the commencement of the new football season, in a rare moment of concession to Billy Idle's whims and foibles, Gobby declared:
"So, if Tottenham do win the league and you get that tattoo you've always wanted, I'll come with you have one of Rupert the Bear done on my arse."
It had to be said that, rather than being appreciative Billy wholeheartedly wasted such a rare window of opportunity and his chances of ever seeing the famous gamecock transposed onto his freckles were short-lived with his reply:
"And what will we call that one then - Wobbly Bear?"
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