Hair Today...

As the Regulars bemoaned their thinning hairlines Billy Idle particularly lamented his loss saying he was having trouble 'hanging onto his fringe':

To which Ol' Blue Eyes exploded declaring,

"Fringe??!?!?"

"I've never seen a fringe at the back before!"

Billy tried to defend his position claiming it to be a 'DA'.

Which Ol' Blue Eyes spurned as,

"Dead on arrival?!"

Billy also warned against subjecting any remaining follicles to a cut on the days when the barber of choice is substituted by 'The One from Brigg', claiming that during a recent visit:

"She was the one that ****ed it up."

Leading to a further explosion from Ol' Blue Eyes declaring,

"You mean you've got someone to blame?!"