Skirting the Issue

As Gobby arrived down the Local in a skirt, the Regulars strove to save her  modestly, well aware of their experiences of her previous lack of success in this scenario.

Undeterred Gobby pointed out she had taken precautions and has a particularly thick gusset.

It took Ol' Blue Eyes some to to recover from one of the visiting Regulars' questions of:

"What's a gusset?"

Not to mention his follow up of:

"I though it was a euphemism and you you meant you had a particularly large $*%^£*);!"





















Leading to the following exchange between Gobby and Billy Idle:

"He says I've got a wide gusset!"

"You probably have."

"Nice that you've checked recently!"