SmackDown

As the competition hotted up between the horticultural of the Regulars Gobby received the following goading text from Tattoo:

"Nice sitting outside eating my tea watching the carrots grow."

Undeterred by this degree of 'carrot smack talk' Gobby countered with:

"By the look on your son's face the other day when he glimpsed my magnificent bounty I don't think I have anything to worry about.

Although she was perhaps not entirely prepared for the response,




"What about the carrots?"