Lightning

Whilst Gobby acknowledged the huge strides made in Billy Idle's progress towards sustainability and renewable energy; indeed it was a far cry from the moment he flicked on their first energy-saving bulb in the bedroom many years ago and she could just make out his outline in the 5 minutes of semi-gloom by tracing the sound of the words:

"You can FUCK OFF!"

She did however have to now listen to the lament that they still weren't 'up to speed' by his explanation that, on getting up for an old man pee in the middle of the night, the fact that he could flick the switch and still reach the toilet before being able to see where he was going was not satisfactory as he:

"Shouldn't be able to move faster than the speed of light."