Spoonerisms

Billy Idle and his team recently moved office at work but, seemingly, the team cutlery did not.

So what thrusting executive doesn't lay out his work paraphernalia the night before as below?



Which led to the particularly sarcastic husband-wife interchange one morning of late:

"Forgot your heart attack spray and your door pass this morning - what could possibly go wrong on arrival?"

"Don't worry - I spooned my way in!"