Essex Girls

The Regulars were rather taken aback by the audacity and recklessness of Tubthumper as he sent round some humorous "Essex Girls" jokes along the lines of:

An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her.
'Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a
car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be
careful!'
'It's not just one car!' said the Essex girl,
'There's hundreds of them!'

Never having witnessed such bravery in the face of his better half they were not sure that his paltry small print disclaimer would be enough to appease Spudgirl on receipt of the aforementioned:

"Please be careful of any comments you wish to make. Need I remind you my lovely wife is from Essex?

However, before such a display of manhood was blown out of all proportion and the testosterone-fuelled slaps on the back down the Local became unbearable, Gobby also paid heed to the small print and felt the need to set the record straight:

"In reality, you are clearly so scared of said lovely Essex girl wife that you are still using her old email rather than her new one of some months previous so that she does not actually pick up on big brave boy email whilst we are duped into thinking you could ever be that daring!"