Short (wing)span of Attention

Gobby was made to realise all too well that a lack of focus down the Local could lead to a serious inability to follow the intricacies of the conversation in hand.

She soon came to rue a momentary failure to concentrate as the Regulars debated the Pirates of the Caribbean and the fact that Johnny Depp was reported to have based the character of Captain Jack Sparrow on Keith Richards.

In all truthfulness she wholly wished she could have retracted her interjection of,






"Is that him with Orville?!"