Nuts

It was a somewhat surreal quiz night down the Local, and the Regulars could only muse as to what might have occurred during the proceedings compelling Gobby to declare loudly at an unfortunately quiet lull in the proceedings:

"I've still got a lid on my nipple!"

Much to the amusement of the local undercover CID, often found staking out a corner of the Local with a quiz sheet.

However, she managed to salvage the situation and restore an air of calm and decorum with the addendum:

"At least you didn't try to shove novelty snakes up me."

And all returned to that degree of stability and normality peculiar only to the Local itself.





Should anyone still be confused, needless to say, the Frogs with Red Scarves, those unfailingly and relentlessly jovial resident scousers, using an underhand bid to gain an advantage over their quiz rivals, had offered Gobby some nuts: