Body Talk

As, for many years, the only programmes Billy Idle (who apparently can't go to sleep 'without the telly', although many long-suffering victims of his snoring would disagree) and Gobby could agree to go to sleep to have all come from the gruesome spectrum of the Crime and Investigation channel, Gobby declared one night during some particularly disturbing mortuary footage:

'I wouldn't talk to your dead body."

Billy did see fit to point out,

'I wish you'd stop talking to the live one!'