Billy Idle suggested she wore one of his England tops over the rest of her princess and the pea style layers but had to conclude, even with the additional underlay it was, 'A bit big'.
This would have been an acceptable end to the conversation. Unfortunately it was followed by,
'Are you really that much smaller than me?!'
A) YES.
B )If only they had ever been to the rugby together before to prove this, should said proof actually be necessary when you live with said small person everyday...
It was, in fact a wonder, after the game, that he could actually recognise this wasn't her:
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