Clean Living

As Gobby returned home from shopping unpacking her overladen bicycle, she cursed to Billy Idle,

'The Jehovah's are coming and they've obviously seen me!'

Billy reassured her saying,

'Don't worry, they've been and I've told them we're not interested.'

Although, as usual, did spoil this statement of support by adding,

'Just tell them you're the cleaner. Oh, then again, they've been.  They'd never believe we've got one of those!'