The 12 Ways of Breakfast

As if the pace of life in the Shire were not sufficiently languid the Regulars whiled away the best part of an hour's drinking time devising alternative lyrics to a well-known song, by the end of which there was more spilt drool that beer on the table of The Local:











On the first day of breakfast my Little Chef made for me:

12 button mushrooms
11 cups of coffee
10 rashers of bacon
9 pork sausage
8 fried potatoes
7 black puddings
6 plum tomatoes
5 onion rings
4 pieces of toast
3 fried eggs
2 hash browns

and a plate of baked beans on the side...

While the rest of the Regulars went for a much-needed lie-down after such an ordeal unfortunately Tattoo may have taken the process a step too far...