Hair-raising

As Gobby complained at the devastation and ensuing tantrum in the bathroom as Billy Idle attempted to clean his THREE hairbrushes, the rest of the Regulars could only surmise he must need one for each hair.

Undeterred, Billy declared, whilst he may now be a follicular shadow of his former self, in his more luxuriant (although still ginger) days, so fixated on his coiffeur had he been that, should the wind have been blowing from an unfavourable direction, he would be compelled to walk backwards to the pub.