Monday 15 November 2010

Change of Use

As the Regulars lamented the lack of production at Bennett's Brewery and the reasons as to why this may be Gobby felt compelled to report, after a recent visit to the premises in question, that the Regulars had been entirely justified in their suspicions of potato pilfering (see Spudtheft) and the brewery was significantly altered since her last tour:














Lost Youth

As Tattoo reminisced once more regarding his misspent youth he wistfully lamented,

"I can remember when the girls used to chase me."

To which Ol' Blue Eyes brought him swiftly back to reality adding,

"I can remember when the police used to chase you."

Simple Soul

As Tubthumper struggled yet again to grasp the irony of Gobby's latest jape she felt she needed to comment, that he was,

"Quite simplistic when it came to humour."

A comment which Billy Idle swiftly amended to:

"You can retract the humour."

Sell-by Date

As Billy Idle tried once more to get to rectify the many and diverse issues preventing Hamish's computer from leading a normal healthy and happy life Hamish lamented that his,

"Online shopping had gone off by the time he finished ordering it."

Snug

Catching Gobby's eye some less than regular regulars called across letting her know they were in the snug.

She replied she would,

"Pop in on her way to the toilet."

To which the Regulars informed her,

"They're in the toilet - someone merely told them it was the snug."

Monday 1 November 2010

Masterful

After previous months of unjustified ridicule from the Regulars Gobby finally felt vindicated when she was able to definitively prove the existence of GREEN Tabasco when it featured on none other than the BBC.




 Spudgirl did, however, reiterate the crux of the issue,

"But can you get it in Barton?"

To which Gobby did have to concede that this may be why Masterchef HQ has yet to be relocated from London to Barton.