Hoodwinked

It was an awful moment of realization when the joiner told Gobby, when she got a new kitchen, they wouldn't need to replace the old cooker hood (yes, the one she had stopped cleaning months ago in anticipation) after all.

No Direction

Working with so many people so much younger Gobby felt smugly proud that she was really holding her own 'down with the kids'.

Then she went to the staff toilets.

Drive-by

Some days Gobby had to pinch herself as you never knew what unsuspected excitement might be driving down the end of your road in the Shire.

The Small things in Life

After throwing the washing downstairs with typical carefree housewife adandon and setting the machine going, Gobby realised one item had escaped the load having velcroed itself to Billy Idle's jacket on the way down.






















And not just any jacket but his work jacket at that.

Thus began the dilemma.  To gain the amusement of allowing Billy to walk into work accessorized with said undergarment to the ridicule of his work colleagues.

Offset by thus admitting to the world, as you can't turn back time, that her undergarments had reached such a hideous level of comfort over style, as only to be shamefully found in the small ads in People's Friend Magazine.






















A true matter of moral and ethical judgment indeed.