Tuesday 12 March 2019

Up-front and Personal

It would seem Hamish may have sent another ill-advised entry into the local personal column:






Crafty

For some reason, Gobby felt the need to mention macramé as they awoke one spring morning.

Billy Idle was surprisingly more knowledgeable and interested in this highly esteemed art form than first expected, at least until uttering the words,

'Is that where you stick spaghetti down and make a picture?'

I don't think anyone needs look further into where the linguistic confusion may have occurred.

But, fill your boots and tie some knots in that.






Antibiotic Resistance

When you drop your tablets at work.




On of them ended up 'near't rat trap', apparently.