Heads a Shed

As the Regulars failed to believe Tattoo had not learned from his previous shed experience (see Penny for your Thoughts) Billy Idle, in particular disbelief added insult to injury in asking,

"Were you stood on something?"

Grand

The Regulars couldn't help but feel Ol' Blue Eyes had overestimated his talents somewhat.

Offer of the Month

Gobby never ceased to be amazed by Barton's cutting edge approach to 21st century retail.

There are, after all, some things you can never have too many of:

A Refreshing Change

It was only after imbibing that Tubthumper realised the flaw in his plan.

Admittedly he had wanted to be 'refreshed' but preferably 'refreshed' and 'pissed.'

Warriors

It was apparent some of the Regulars were more delighted with the latest Warriors win than others:

Old Friends

After the Terrible Demise of his favourite 'restaurant', see Little Death, Billy took the unprecedented step of a Sunday outing to the least distant establishment where, he declared his 'Olympic' experience to be:

"Like eating an old friend."

Three Score and Ten

Favourite friends attended from far and wide when they heard it was someone's special birthday: